336: We Were Right (Mostly), 2026: The New Prophecies

Welcome to episode 335 of The Cloud Pod, where the forecast is always cloudy! Welcome to the first show of 2026, and it’s a full house, too! Justin, Jonathan, Ryan,  and Matt are all here to reflect on 2025, plus bring you their predictions for 2026.

Let’s get started! 

Titles we almost went with this week

• 💬 SQL Me Maybe: AlloyDB Gets Chatty With Your Database **OpenAI
• 🗨️SELECT * FROM natural_language WHERE accuracy LIKE ‘100%’ **Anthropic
• ⌚ etcd You Were Worried About Database Limits: CloudWatch Has Your Back
• 🫳 CSV You Later: Looker Adds Drag-and-Drop Data Uploads
• 💰 AWS Spots an Opportunity to Manage Your Container Costs
• 🐭 EKS Network Policies: No More IP Address Whack-a-Mole
• 🔐 AWS Security Hub Splits: It’s Not You, It’s CSPM
• ⌨️ Spot On: ECS Finally Manages Your Cheapest Compute
• 🌊 TOON Squad: DigitalOcean’s New Format Makes JSON Look Bloated
• 🎯 The Price is Wrong: AWS Breaks Two Decades of Downward Pricing Tradition
• 🧑‍💻 Show Your Work: Why AI-Generated Code Without Tests is Just Expensive Spam
• 🍊 No More Agent Orange: Google Simplifies VM Extension Deployment
• 📈 AWS Discovers Prices Can Go Both Ways, Raises GPU Costs 15 Percent
• 🦅 Sovereignty Washing: When Your European Cloud Still Answers to Uncle Sam
• 🔑 Agent Builder Gets a Memory Upgrade: Google’s AI Finally Remembers Where It Put Its Keys
• 🔮 Ctrl+F for the Future: A year-end Scorecard & Next-Gen Bets
• 🤖 AI Agents, GPU Prices, and The best of the Cloud Pod 2025
• 🌫️ Beyond the Hype: The Cloud Pods Definitive 2025 Year in Review
• 🫥 Apocalypse Now… What? Our 2026 Forecast

Follow Up 

01:27 RYAN’S PREDICTIONS

Ryan Score: 2/3 ✨

02:25 MATTHEW’S PREDICTIONS

Matthew Score: 3/3 🏆

03:22 JONATHAN’S PREDICTIONS

Jonathan Score: 2.5/3 🔥

05:07 JUSTIN’S PREDICTIONS

Justin Score: 2.5/3 🔥

JONATHAN’S PREDICTIONS

Jonathan Score: 2.5/3 🔥

📊 FINAL STANDINGS

🎙️ Key Takeaways for the Pod

1. The AI model predictions were NAILED – All three major model releases happened exactly as predicted.
2. OpenAI’s dominance really did slip – Anthropic now leads enterprise, Gemini is surging, Sam issued “code red.”
3. AI agents are HERE – OpenAI Operator and Google AI Mode are booking real reservations.
4. AWS deprecation wave was massive – Way more than 5 services axed (but WorkMail survived!)
5. Edge AI exploded – Akamai, AWS, and others went all-in on inference at the edge.e

Solid predictions all around – Matthew takes the crown! 👑

06:08 📢 Jonathan – “That’s good; it only took us 6 years to know what the hell we’re talking about!” 

06:23 2025 Stats Review

• We covered 1,308 stories from 15 different, unique sources.
• Amazon accounted for 39% of those stories.
• Ryan’s favorite, Azure, made up 22.9% of the stories (Thanks, Matt…) 
• GCP was 38.1% of our news announcements. 
• The official blogs from cloud providers, including AWS, Azure, and GCP, made up the bulk of the sources for the above stories. 
• This is an interesting change from the first year we recorded, 2019, when AWS accounted for 73% of the announcements. 
• When it comes to host participation, only 6 shows had all four hosts participating. Justin was present for 95%, Ryan for 85%, Matt recorded 78% (not bad with a new baby, honestly), and we had Jonathan for 12 episodes. 
• We only had one guest, and increasing the number of guests is one of our 2026 resolutions, so thanks to Elise for joining us. 
• AI was mentioned 526 times, averaging 12.2x per episode (which seems low to the show note editor), and has definitely been growing each year exponentially. 
• Outages were discussed 19 times (boooo). 
• And we got to talk about our favorite topic, deep-sea cables, 5 times. 
• There were 58.9 hours of runtime over the course of 49 shows, with an average length of 72 minutes.
• The in memorium includes AWS Cloud Search, Glacier, Migration Hub, S3 Object Lambda, Azure Consumption API, dial-up internet, and RC4 encryption, among many others. RIP.  
• The most mentioned non-hyperscaler company was OpenAI, followed closely by Nvidia and Antropic. 
• Lastly, Justin has updated our show LLM Bolt, building a brand new data pipeline for the podcast, which will include show notes, transcripts, etc., all with a new AI-based search. Want to check it out? Join our Slack channel! 

16:28 📢 Ryan – “I’m having a similar experience mostly in my day job… trying to use AI for different workloads and then falling back into more traditional technologies or different ways, and at first I thought it was just like old dog, new tricks, just falling back in the comfort zone. But I find more and more I’m identifying things that, you know, the large language models just are not good at. And I think a lot of stats and the metrics, it feels like it should be able to do that, right? Because it’s conversational and you’re building a corpus of data for the model to query and do all that, but that it really can’t, right? And so, fortunately, we do have machine learning technologies and the ability to do notebooks and stuff. And agentic can absolutely help you make the notebook, but it can’t do the analysis for you, which I find funny.”

To be a good vibe coder, you need to be an experienced programmer, you need to have business experience, and I don’t think the people who are vibe coding right now are getting really good results if they don’t have that kind of background.” 

https://tcp-media.s3.us-west-2.amazonaws.com/2025_year_in_review.html 

25:54 Favorite Announcements

• • Justin:
    • Amazon saying F*** your security to Microsoft was great. 
      • Episode 287: Recorded for the week of Jan 8th, 2025: The Cloud Pod rebrands to The Cloud AI so we can get a 1B valuation.
      • https://www.csoonline.com/article/3625205/amazon-refuses-microsoft-365-deployment-because-of-lax-cybersecurity.html
    • Episode 303 – Someday You Will Find Me, Caught beneath the AI Landslide, in a Champagne Premier Nova in the Sky, from May 18th.  
      • https://aws.amazon.com/blogs/aws/amazon-nova-premier-our-most-capable-model-for-complex-tasks-and-teacher-for-model-distillation/
    • Episode 288: Recorded for the week of Jan 14th, 2025: You might be able to retrain Notebook LM hosts to be less annoyed, but not your cloud pod hosts
      • https://www.theverge.com/2025/1/6/24337530/nvidia-ces-digits-super-computer-ai 
    • Episode 322: Recorded for September 16th, 2025: Did OpenAI and Microsoft break up?… It’s complicated
      • https://www.anthropic.com/news/claude-4 
  • Matt: 
    • Chime is dead: Update on Support for Amazon Chime 
      • episode 294: “Ding: Chime is Dead”** (recorded for the week of February 25th, 2025).
    • GitHub Will Prioritize Migrating to Azure Over Feature Development – The New Stack
      • Episode 317** (“I Got 99 Problems, But a Hallucination Ain’t One”).
      • https://thenewstack.io/github-will-prioritize-migrating-to-azure-over-feature-development/
    • Claude on Azure
      • **Episode 331** is where Claude’s big Azure announcement happened!
      • The episode title says it all: “Claude Gets a $30 Billion Azure Wardrobe and Two New Best Friends” (published November 18, 2025).
  • Ryan:
    • A2A protocol

• Jonathan:

• • DeepSeek is stirring things up
  • AWS Frontier Agents

47:35 2026 Predictions

• Matt
  • A Major GCP Outage will occur
  • A step forward in quantum computing (A quantum leap into 2026)
  • A new MicroHyperscaler will go into the market at the same level as Digital Ocean
• Justin
  • AI Layoff Regret
  • AI Agent Security Breach (Agent that breaches an organization and exfiltrates data)
  • AI-designed web instead of Eyeballs/Humans
• Ryan
  • Multi-Agent Orchestration will blow up in a big way. Major providers of more A2A integrations of workflows between services/clouds
  • Infrastructure as Code will turn into Infrastructure as Intent. 
  • Full Stack Media Creation company with AI? With CMS and Providence tracking and watermarking. Tooling/etc.
• Jonathan
  • Highly Visible company bankruptcy due to rising AI/GPU/Inference Costs.
  • Explosion of Competition against existing SaaS companies
  • An entirely AI-generated Podcast episode from the cloud pod

56:11 📢 Ryan – “Trying to think through emerging threats on technology that I barely understand – because it’s coming out so fast – it’s changing the way we work. You’re already starting to see AI in attacks where groups of people are using AI to put together pretty sophisticated attacks on companies. It’s a lot easier for natural language speakers to generate content for spearfishing; it’s a lot easier for malicious actors to have an AI agent to do a bunch of research on a company real quick, and this is where I think it will be weak.” 

Closing

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